more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

mydogisabutt:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

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heywriters:

icecoldorangejuice:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

one minute i go from “i could disown you and never look back” to “you are literally the funniest person i know, we can survive anything together.”

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regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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alignment chart

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scprincess:

solidsnake:

im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit

his name is eminem

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fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

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soft-symbiote:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

oddityball:

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

(Source: meme-theft, via emptyboxers)

just-shower-thoughts:

If you are unmarried by age 29 (female) or age 31 (male) statistically you have just avoided your first divorce

ehlockscreens:

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Nature’s elements lock screens

Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x

Credit to @matialonsor for the first picture

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